Not making the cut
Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin
Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?
I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.
He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.
How about a subpoena?
I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.
But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!
The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.
If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.
He wants a "Reap"lacement.
A rake is all he needs
You can always cut the conversation short….
Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.
Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.
Scythe matters.
How about a string trimmer?
Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.
So, Death’s boss is God?
Wulff & Morgenthaler
C about 1 month ago
Not making the cut
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 1 month ago
Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin
Aimless Melissa about 1 month ago
Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.
P51Strega about 1 month ago
He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.
kelese about 1 month ago
How about a subpoena?
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!
gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.
Bill The Nuke about 1 month ago
If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He wants a "Reap"lacement.
mindjob about 1 month ago
A rake is all he needs
bbbmorrell about 1 month ago
You can always cut the conversation short….
prrdh about 1 month ago
Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.
anomaly about 1 month ago
Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Scythe matters.
Nuliajuk about 1 month ago
How about a string trimmer?
Simon Seamount about 1 month ago
Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.
steve7701 Premium Member about 1 month ago
So, Death’s boss is God?