FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 16, 2024

Jason clueless again.

Hebrew dancers above Adam, the souls of heroes, their brightness depending upon the number of victims slain in battle, children of the sun and moon. Little lamps suspended by strings and managed by angels..

Pinky are you pondering what I’m pondering?

By the way, why would anyone shoot stars?

Only if the LCD monitors were moving or it was a screen saver. Kind of like Flying Toasters.

Jason is a few dead pixels from a …

If they were dead pixels, wouldn’t they be black instead of white?

Ever wonder why all those entities from other star systems raise their shields and lock their craft doors when they have to navigate anywhere near the Milky Way?

Tinnitus is modem screech in the matrix. Your equipment is getting old.

“ancient civilizations” >> the 70s

Maybe the universe is 2 dimensional Jason, and the earth is flat

Same, Peter. Same.

I don’t know about ancient civilizations, but that seems to be inline with what flat Earthers seem to believe. Apparently, some now think the artificial sun has been replaced because they think it looks more orange now than they remember it being when they were a kid.

In case anyone’s interested: the boys are out awfully early in the morning! The crescent Moon’s horns point up and to the right in pre-dawn hours. They point up and to the left in the hours after sunset. That’s assuming they live in the Northern Hemisphere, which I think is a safe assumption.

Worse than that, they thought they were burning lights on the dome of the sky. Of course, that’s exactly what they look like, so…