Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 25, 2024

She understands the habits of layabout gits!

The last panel should have shown the lazy bum with the trash bin over his head!

Chalkie eye roll !

you should be glad, Andy, that the rubbish didn’t end up on your head after all shrug just saying coz I was literally expecting that!

surprised you are risking a paper cut Andy

Our Mr. Capp an “elite” sportsman???? Don’t make US …… laugh!!!!

;-)

He’s lucky Flo didn’t shred the flight off his darts putting them in the bin.

Well, he DID take out the rubbish. He’s outside, now.

O, Flo will give you an arm to injure about, alright!!

If he did hurt his arm he could still blow the dart through a straw or some kind of a tube.

Andy, you’ll never get it, first of all because you’re not an elite sportsman and you’re such a schmuck!

A true sportsman being honest. You can not compare rubbish to a championship on the line. With Capp’s excellnce in Darts, Pool, Football (tackling), and CADGiNG we can not risk injury. Tonight he is a Champion.

And he doesn’t want to strain his lifting elbow for the free pints he cages.

Bah! Andy learned ’is dart skills from Inspector Kemp (Young Frankenstein (1974))

Flo should have told him that taking out the trash would warm up his arm.

Don’t forget to hydrate, Andy!!

Then put the paper down. You could injure your arms or hands holding it up like you are or get a paper cut from turning the pages!!

Missed the joke, I was too busy tsking at his shoes on the sofa!

You don’t get why she’s mad because you’re clueless.

Of course she understands Andy, but what does that have to do with you? LOL!!!

Whereas in the midst of a fight cloud Andy is impervious to harm…..

Just for that, Flo should have tossed Andy into the rubbish bin.

Do you know where Flo can find one of those?

His arm should be ready and fit, after doing all those 16 oz curls.

They never do understand!