Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 28, 2024

So neigh saying IS a good thing!

If you do it too much, people will accuse you of having neigh Tourettes.

What kind of existential crisis would an immortal being have?

A couple of “Neigh Sayers”!

There goes the neighborhood

Nothing a good laxative won’t solve….

#themoreyouknow

Primal Neigh Therapy.

I tried saying Marigold’s last line aloud, it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

I wouldn’t mind purging existential angst, but I still want to keep my Existential Blues.

“Oh, what sad times are these, when equine and child ruffians can say ‘Neigh’ at will…. There is a pestilence upon this land; nothing is sacred.” — with apologies to the Monty Python group

They’re both still just yelling the word “NEIGH,” aren’t they?

Primal neigh

I should try this, in my driveway! Is this why it’s called a "neigh"borhood? :-)

An apple a day can keep EVERYONE away,….. if you throw it hard enough.

Neighing…laxative for the soul.

Primal Neigh Therapy.