Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 14, 2024

There’s that too small exit door again.

That doesn’t look anything like Mick Foley.

What’s Catus Jack going to buy tonight

He’s hanging the produce island

Catus Jack cart is piled high tonight

Just a little push, he’ll be smiling

Apologies to William Martin Joel

In real life, a costume like that probably wouldn’t have real cactus spines, they might be made of some non-dangerous material and they’d be just for show.

Well, that’s not the strangest thing I’ve seen at Walmart/Costco/Sam’s Club.

And don’t squeeze the Charmin.

A role that probably had Kirk Douglas ready to choke the crap out of his agent was Cactus Jack Slade in The Villain.