Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for September 23, 2024

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    His mic should be turned off everywhere. No more stories about immigrants eating pets, or Jewish people being to blame if he loses. When does he ever say anything worth hearing?

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    braindead Premium Member 3 months ago

    Serious question for magats and undecideds:

    Why did The Messiah plug Melania’s book?

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    It is well known, even by magats, that Trump has never and would never do anything for anyone else without getting something from them.

    My guess is that Melania has plenty to blackmail him with, from stuff with Jeffrey Epstein to the physical threats to Republican Senators because of the impeachment vote(s) and so on.

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    It was funny to hear the actual ‘plug’. He had not even gotten a copy, let alone even glanced at it, so he has NO idea what’s in it.

    He told everyone to go buy it because it’s a great book, but then his instincts kicked in. He said that if she said bad things about me, I’ll tell you to never buy it and get rid of it.

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    bxclent  Premium Member 3 months ago

    VOTE BLUE

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Trump doesn’t, his handlers on the other hand…

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t understand why his cult isn’t tired of his whining, name-calling, and petulance.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    tRump says no. He hasn’t got the guts he claims to have.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    My version: his handlers insisted his mic be off when he was talking.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Trump wants to be the only person on the stage permitted to speak. This includes silencing the moderator and every other person on the site.

    A crowd which cheers and applauds upon command of Trump, with a select number reading questions/statements given them by the Trump campaign, is a condition Trump will impose upon any media which contracts to “host” and broadcast this event.

    Trump’s opponent may attend this event and be televised also as long as she agrees to sit on a stool wearing a straight jacket, her mouth is covered with highly visible tape, and she has a conical cap on her head reading AMERICA HATING DUNCE.

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