I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
C 3 months ago
.. including deplaning.
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
Does this men the plane is THAT long, it lands on the runway hours before the back end does?
cactusbob333 3 months ago
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
jmcenanly 3 months ago
They’ll beam them over shortly after takeoff.
William Stoneham Premium Member 3 months ago
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
That sounds about right.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 3 months ago
great expressions! Even before I read the captionI knew they were listening
fbkarl 3 months ago
Stupid