Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 01, 2024

Fat chance

Just give that person some chocolate.

I remember a newspaper ad for some gym long ago whose logo was a cartoon of a thin woman coming out of an obese one.

No, just a gallon of Butter Pecan ice cream trying to get in.

I know about the thin man inside me trying to get out. I ate him.

Not everyone has the same ideal body.

But I bribed him with donuts

Broomy can’t believer her ears…..wtf?

She wouldn’t be the “real” Broomie if she were skinny.

Love the first panel background illustration!

This reminded me of Jeff Dunham’s “Walter” dummy describing his wife. According to Walter before they were married she was “a petite young beautiful thing” who was “eaten by the women I live with now” .

What’s inside a skinny person?

And the skinny person says “Feed me”.