The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 19, 2024

One of my smartest purchases was a good office chair for my home office.

What happened—did a chair collapse from under one of them?

he shoulda asked:

“DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO MATCH MY WIFE?”

Especially when Loretta is dressed up and you are wearing a suit and tie. The sales people will think you have money for the expensive items.

They got this dressed up for a furniture store?

Last time I wore a suit and tie to shop at the furniture store… never.

They get all gussied up for going to the furniture store? Wow, they should get a life.

Loretta probably wants a throne for herself

She sure has an oversized seat

For some reason, Loretta was thinking of getting a love seat.

She could take up a whole Queen size bed.

Actually Loretta, if he rephrases it, that would be an allowable question.