In childhood, his favorite lunch was a bowl of hot Campbell’s Tomato Soup, a toasted Velveeta cheese sandwich, and a glass of milk. Since he became rich and fancy, that simple memory of his mother making it for him, was his “Rosebud”.
How about “a warm heapin’ bowlful of Loosner’s Castor Oil Flakes, with real glycerin vibrafoam! It doesn’t just wash your mouth out. It cleans the whole system, right on down the line.”
Wash the dishes and silverware aasaa silver bullet Coors Lite® and Bark At The Moon Bay Watch Girls. An Ozzie mountain man move to Beverly. Ya all come back for seconds.
tudza Premium Member 2 days ago
He is totally correct.
Imagine 2 days ago
Orzo he thought…
3hourtour Premium Member 2 days ago
…Orzo & Risoni were cops in San Francisco…
…someone had started the rumor that the ex president had brought Stormy Daniels home on his wedding anniversary…
…but it was just another jab at the man…
…for bringing that 9/11 denier to the September 11th memorial services…
…the man might have been a bully…
…but he was our bully…
…they knocked on the door…
…the door opened to a MILF cougar in a fluffy bearly on purple house coat…
…she had a joint between her lips…
…Yeah?….
…she asked….
…We’d like to talk to a Tuesday Afternnoon…
…Yeah, so would I…
…I haven’t see Tuesday since last Thursday…
…do you know where we can reach her?…
…I don’t…
…I don’t…
…but her twin sister, Wednesday might…
…Hey, Windy get your ass-to-the door…
…Friday and his partner are here…
…It’s Orzo & Risoni, Ma’am…
…a pretty college age girl wearing nothing but an over sized Michigan sweatshirt appears…
…disheveled long hair…
…overly large reflective cat sunglasses…
…well…
…if it isn’t Starsky and Hutch…
…Orzo & Risoni…
…whatever…
…waking up to you is like waking up on a Monday in February…
…what you two bozos want?…
…Tuesday…
…she scratched herself…
…yawned…_
…She’ll be back Sunday…
…she turned and walked away…
… see you later Cagney and Lacey…
PraiseofFolly 2 days ago
In childhood, his favorite lunch was a bowl of hot Campbell’s Tomato Soup, a toasted Velveeta cheese sandwich, and a glass of milk. Since he became rich and fancy, that simple memory of his mother making it for him, was his “Rosebud”.
gregcartoon Premium Member 2 days ago
I read ‘master plan’ and then thought I read ‘scheming bowl of cheesy orzo’. I thought the bowl of orzo had a cheesy master plan.
Now I worry about what foods might be scheming.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 days ago
How about “a warm heapin’ bowlful of Loosner’s Castor Oil Flakes, with real glycerin vibrafoam! It doesn’t just wash your mouth out. It cleans the whole system, right on down the line.”
markkahler52 2 days ago
Diet Mt Dew to go with…?
Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 days ago
Seminola wisdom.
goboboyd 2 days ago
Delivered by your housekeeper and cook. And you dressed for dinner, so you’re a good boy.
Howard'sMyHero 1 day ago
He’s still a man with no plan …!
( yet lame )
coltish1. 1 day ago
Cheesy orzo for the win!
nancyb creator 1 day ago
Cheeri-Orzo.
artjohn42 1 day ago
ANOTHER AD COVERING THE COMIC!
6turtle9 1 day ago
Sometimes it’s fine to simply master your appetite, but a big bowl of pasta can make me plan only for the couch.
Steamy
Mad-ge Dish Soap 1 day ago
Just in time for Hairy aka Wolf Man Jack. The Midnight Special w/Cinderella playing Rock Around The Clock Tonight.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 1 day ago
Wash the dishes and silverware aasaa silver bullet Coors Lite® and Bark At The Moon Bay Watch Girls. An Ozzie mountain man move to Beverly. Ya all come back for seconds.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 1 day ago
Master of The Wall and The Doors combo w/BONGOS!
Mad-ge Dish Soap 1 day ago
The number #Seven and a buckeye payment. Gays want extra cheese…
Mad-ge Dish Soap 1 day ago
What’s the Hom0 on my milk carton mean?