Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Downside of having implants upper and lower, I can’t bite test pasta on doneness

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    Izzy Moreno  3 months ago

    Well, noodles are chinese, so yes. You are an impasta.

    If someone “ackchually, spaghetti is chinese too”‘s me, I’ll sic four Italian grandmas on you, after telling them you break the spaghetti before cooking it, and use ketchup as tomato.

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    Kornfield Kounty  3 months ago

    End of the Ramen Empire

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    “ Perhaps I’m a pasta my prime a.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    He commutes from the countryside, he’s not a ziti slicker.

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Chef Boyardee’s dirty little secret.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    if he can’t prepare pasta, working there is an impastability…

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