Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 days ago
Much too late for Earl in the Pickles comics
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 days ago
We’ve also upgraded the charger so it’s no longer compatible with your device, just because we can!
nosirrom 7 days ago
What’s next? My Cybertruck?
Ichabod Ferguson 7 days ago
FYI, They’re now selling cars where the smart key is on a subscription basis.
William Bednar Premium Member 7 days ago
Must be a Republican tooth brush,
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 days ago
Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 7 days ago
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
davanden 7 days ago
I thought it was a sonic screwdriver.
paranormal 7 days ago
Latest sales pitch for the new model!!!
timinwsac Premium Member 7 days ago
I didn’t know Microsoft made toothbrushes.
mpolo11 Premium Member 7 days ago
Please recycle. Oh that’s right, you can’t!
dpatrickryan Premium Member 7 days ago
This is 100% coming.
wellis1947 Premium Member 6 days ago
I wasn’t aware that Apple produced toothbrushes…
kcgtsv 6 days ago
Must be an Apple©®™ toothbrush.
KenKilmurray Premium Member 6 days ago
Reminds me of when an escalator stops working and they put an “Out of Order” sign at the base.
eddi-TBH 6 days ago
Smart toothbrush. Dumb company.
redback 6 days ago
so you did not purchase it, you licensed it