The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 11, 2024

C’mon Wilberforce! Live a little! Toppings are great!

When Wilberforce “pays” for his pizza, he can ….. have it his way!!!

/SHEESH\

Gotta love Wilberforce

I finally had to hand off damages to my insurance co. Too many downed trees, brought out my skimpy 16" electric chainsaw…it jumped out of my hand and scurried back into the shed. Bears are in my back yard (harmless, just a pain) Generator ran from 9pm till about 8am and I checked the LP tanks and they are still 75% full (they only fill to 80%) very economical

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Wilberforce likes his pizza like his dad, bald.

There is only one topping for Pizza -Ham & Pineapple (waits for the fight to start ;) )

next time order half and half

Where did Little Wilber put those topping? Kewpie?

You don’t have to put up with that Brutus .

Had takeout pizza last night for supper. I won’t be getting it from that establishment again. The pizza was cold so we popped it in the oven to reheat. Not much better than cardboard with som tomato paste on it. Blech.

he left the pineapple, though…

Sounds like my sister

maybe next time order more then one pizza… that’s why almost all my family member’s has a pizza of they’re own. Plus, we get leftovers. :g

Wilberforce will be paying for this pizza with money or backside!

So if he only likes plain cheese pizza, why is he eating off all the works and leaving the plain cheese behind?

Avoiding things you like and only eating things you dislike, seems to me illogical and counter intuitive.

Wrong…no respect for his father…….the breadwinner!!

Bad boy. I love all the toppings myself. Maybe Wilberforce really does too and that’s why they’re gone…..

Yuck!!!

That’s the saddest looking piece of pizza I think I’ve ever seen.

Wilberforce is leaving a not so subtle message to Dad to either buy two pizzas or a half and half next time. In the interim heads will roll. Never mess with a man’s pizza. Even a Born Loser has his limits!

Why, that little ……we need to talk! ☺️

At least he could’ve left the topping off to the side, of pick the toppings his slices.

Next time let him pay for his own pizza with his allowance.

Poor Brutus! When I was a kid, we ate what was put in front of us. If Dad liked food a certain way, we either learned to like it or starve. Mom’s cooking was universally liked, fortunately — LOLOL

Now I want pizza, but I have chicken and mashed potatoes. It will have to do.

I don’t believe in indulging kids, but when it comes to pizza, it would have been nice to get half combo and half cheese. Kids generally don’t like “the works” (neither do a lot of adults!). Having said that, Wilberforce is in for a good talking-to, and if he knows what’s good for him, he won’t do it again!

wilber’s removed all the toppings and now dad’s cheesed…

☺

If Wilberforce doesn’t want toppings on his pizza, he can just pick the toppings off his slice(s) and give Brutus some extra toppings.

This is strangely paralleling a situation in my own family tonight. The long arm of coincidence strikes again!