I used to have my arm go numb on me while I slept, and then I started noticing the position one of my feral cats slept in. It looked so comfy I trained myself to mimic the position.
Kabuki never knew, but he was my sleep mentor.
What do you call a Jedi that can’t get to sleep?
A restless Knight.
Why do secret agents get the best sleep…
Because they’re always undercover.
Who tucked King Tut to sleep?
His mummy
How does one’s height affect their sleep?
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
What do Geologists sleep on?
Bedrock
Because some of those animals are nocturnal anyway.
MOM! Dad’s telling joke again.
They can’t live in Texas, otherwise twenty guys with guns would be hunting all those animals. lol
Funny, recently, I told a colleage that I wanted to hibernate
It is. Every year about this time, my body wants to go into hibernation.
It’s about time! The cartoon animals are back!
I don’t understand. We get an extra hour sleep, not loose one.
Nappy time!
Naptime X7.
Good one!
That’s a pretty sleepy hollow…..
As we head towards winter, let nature be your hibernation.
(or your hibernation inspiration)
I guess Sunday’s laid back spirit has caught on with the fauna as well.
daDoctah1 21 days ago
I used to have my arm go numb on me while I slept, and then I started noticing the position one of my feral cats slept in. It looked so comfy I trained myself to mimic the position.
Kabuki never knew, but he was my sleep mentor.
littlejohn Premium Member 21 days ago
What do you call a Jedi that can’t get to sleep?
A restless Knight.
littlejohn Premium Member 21 days ago
Why do secret agents get the best sleep…
Because they’re always undercover.
littlejohn Premium Member 21 days ago
Who tucked King Tut to sleep?
His mummy
littlejohn Premium Member 21 days ago
How does one’s height affect their sleep?
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
littlejohn Premium Member 21 days ago
What do Geologists sleep on?
Bedrock
i_am_the_jam 21 days ago
Because some of those animals are nocturnal anyway.
MS72 21 days ago
MOM! Dad’s telling joke again.
DawnQuinn1 21 days ago
They can’t live in Texas, otherwise twenty guys with guns would be hunting all those animals. lol
weirdme Premium Member 21 days ago
Funny, recently, I told a colleage that I wanted to hibernate
DaBump Premium Member 21 days ago
It is. Every year about this time, my body wants to go into hibernation.
lanainutahdesert 21 days ago
It’s about time! The cartoon animals are back!
david.reichert 21 days ago
I don’t understand. We get an extra hour sleep, not loose one.
ladykat 21 days ago
Nappy time!
baskate_2000 21 days ago
Naptime X7.
ncdrifter 20 days ago
Good one!
Godfreydaniel 20 days ago
That’s a pretty sleepy hollow…..
Doug K 20 days ago
As we head towards winter, let nature be your hibernation.
(or your hibernation inspiration)
hagarthehorrible 20 days ago
I guess Sunday’s laid back spirit has caught on with the fauna as well.