Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 01, 2024

Then be deemed “certifiable”.

Stop at every post and hydrant and sniff for at least 5 minutes before peeing.

“H-mping a human’s leg, however, is generally considered a faux pas.” (Even the GC censor considers it so.)

Take your pick…….fetch!!!!

“Lower.”

“Lower”

(Leg kicks!)

I visited an independent-living care home yesterday. Many occupants have witty things outside their doors. One said:

Take life like a puppy: if you can’t play with it or chew on it, p!ss on it and leave!

Dog wearing a watch is being walked. Owner gets frustrated that dog wants to take its pulse every five minutes. In color!