Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 14, 2024

wait until gran’ma sees that – what you gonna hear then will be SO (un)professional

That’ll get Agnes an extra trip to church for sure!

I see a money making project get a block of cheese from the food bank and make some Swiss cheese to sell

If Trout and Agnes drill holes in the kitchen table, I’m sure when Grandma notices, she will be upset. It will result in some bad words and actions to the girls by her.

This is what’s called a crumby job.

Because people always discard functional tools.

1/2 inch…..it’ll break her in half if the bit seizes up

As a professional, I try to work thus into conversation as much as humanly possible.

She could have said “therefore” which sounds almost as professional

No matter what the table is made of, Agnes, blame the holes on termites!

trout also knows that “ergo” is professional argot…

Trout. Do not bend over in front of a drill wielding Agnes! :)

I predict a short circuit. If they’re lucky.

“Holify” and “thus” — because they’re working on faith?