Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 19, 2024

How about the lit candle stuck inside you?

You could go ‘busking’ as a fire eater.

Eating pumpkin spice? Yeah, you look like a cannibal.

he needs a pumpkin spice breath mint…

Old pumpkins with flames coming out of the mouth? Well, you know what is said about old pumpkins. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw them out in early November.

Apple Cideryanide!

The bottle says “Handle With Carve.”

Love the orange squirrel!

It’s the cinammon.

Up north Wisconsinites like to mix it in their Korbel brandy Manhattans.

Are you happy, are you satisfied?

How long can you stand the heat?

Out of the doorway the spice jokes rip

To the sound of the beat, look out

Another pumpkin joke bites the dust

Another pumpkin joke bites the dust …!

( the Queen has spoken )

Any excuse for a sugar fueled pity party anyone ??? ;-)