Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 26, 2024

’Cause he motive

From the way he’s looking at her, I’d say he has a-hunch, a-hunch of burning love!

What hump?

He’s going to put a ring on it!

I’m not certain… but his face rings a bell!

And he would have gotten away with it, too.

But why did he take it? What’s the a-peal?

Eeeeks. It the headless horsieman with head growing outta his tummy.

Naw. The guy before took the bell. This one is a dead ringer for the last guy.

His late twin took it. He’s a dead ringer for his brother.

He’s the bell boy.

No, der dame!. No one ever suspects the pretty girl.

Oh come on! He couldn’t have swallowed it…..or could he?

He’s such a ding-a-ling!

Hmmm… Rings a bell

He’s always wanted a bigger hump. And, now he makes music when he walks.

He has a statistical hump – it has a bell-shaped curve.

Time to play the victory march for the bellhumpback of Notre Dame.

I think I know who stole the bell, but I’m only quasi-sure.

He’s preparing to go full-Modo.

They finally found the wayward brother of The Bells of St. Mary’s.

He was at the end of his rope.

You folks are on fire …!

( ring the fire bell? )

I don’t blame him. Once I was asked to toll the funeral bell 83 times for a friend while he was being lowered six feet down. I lost count after about 15 or so.

Hump, what Hump??? ;-)

“Have you seen the bell?”Suspiciously bell-shaped man: