B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 18, 2024

Ants got teeth!

Also toothbrushes (but not necessarily floss…..)

A new politician in the making…

If course I brushed my teeth … last Thursday. Deliberately leave off the “last Thursday” part and you have the basis for a political ad.

Common question……common answer!!!!!

A probability-weighing ant.

Yes. Every night with the electric

That’s the logic of our teenage son. Even lied when he knew it could be easily proven otherwise.

Bay Scallops have beautiful blue eyes around the rim of their shells. They have reflectors, not lenses.

He’ll wind up becoming a politician, a convict or both.

Oops, may the U.S. Constitution and California forgive me, my eye to brain circuit first saw phaggot.

My son always brushed his teeth (a must since he had braces), it was not making the bed that was a problem.

“I will never fear or avoid a possible good rather than a certain evil.” —Socrates, or at least what Plato wrote that Socrates said. (Thanks to MIT for hosting the Internet Classics Archive.)

Brush your teeth, kid. Otherwise you’ll lose friends cuz of bad breath.