Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 16, 2024

sure you can – the canal is talking about it already

Considering how far behind some communities are in street maintenance; it might have been the Luftwaffe.

Next, the workmen will pave over the hole—with him still in it!

This whole situation is just crazy, paving shouldn’t take that long to fix, Andy is really cementing the idea that he like to dig his life into the ground with every situation ;-⁰

wui, walking under the influence, sounds better than drunk in public.

A drunken a$$hole down a hole.

Least it isn’t the canal!!

Seems odd not to hear “Spaloosh!!” this time.

I don’t hear much from #3 lately, but if you are there, I wanted to let you know I’ll be giving blood again today. Thanks for encouraging me to start giving again.

We have here temporary pipes running along the curb connected to the fire hydrants on several streets, while work is done to replace old building lead connections. Hopefully it will get done before the first frost of the season.

Yes you can, Andy. But you typically never try very hard.

Note that he said “I can take care of myself,” and not, “I do take care of myself”.

Wonder if Flo ever gets those curlers out of her hair. That’s gotta hurt.

A classic: Andy is leaving for a game, bouncing his ball. A man doing a survey asks Flo, “Any children in the house?” She nods at Andy: “Just the one.”

So I guess all those trip in the canal were planned.

Flo you neither bother telling him, he’ll find it himself.

In the red corner the canal…

He’s worse than a child

First a canal, then a hole. I wonder when he’s going to fall into an open sewer.

Famous last words …

Well a change from the canal, mind you the asphalt is going to hurt coming off.