Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 31, 2024

You’ll have to “adjust” to stricter terms.

In your list of medical conditions, you must put “allergic to garlic and sunlight.”

But you’ll still be in an HMO

You’d better have a good retirement plan.

Red Cross??

Can you collect on a life insurance policy if you become one of the chronically undead?

No, sir. Your job at the wooden fencing company disqualifies you.