Ben by Daniel Shelton for November 16, 2024

And nobody tells him, how rude.

And someone please tell me WHAT’S so freaking funny about TP stuck to a shoe?!?

I knew a lady once who was teaching a seminar on security. When she turned to write on the board her skirt was caught up in her waist band.

When my baby was little, we took a trip to Ottawa. SO was pushing the stroller and the toddler decided to toddle instead of ride. SO said lots of people were smiling at him while walking around pushing the stroller and figured that was a novelty, but couldn’t figure out why. It turns out the child put his stuffed bear in the strollers seat and they were smiling at the grownup pushing a stuffed animal around the streets of the capitol.

Yeah, let’s go with that.

I’m the kind of gal who cries over more movies than you’d think, so I was happy to have my mood turn when, as I was waiting for my friend in the theater lobby after crying over E.T. going home, a gentleman strolled through the lobby with at least 15 feet of TP stuck to his shoe. I almost gave myself a conniption trying not to burst out laughing until he was out of my sight. Lordy, that was a funny funny night, after all.

I got that kind of attention when my children were small. They would give me the produce stickers from their fruit and I would stick it to my forehead. Once i forgot it was there and went shopping. LOL ◑﹏◐

I remember Superman coming out of the restroom with TP on his boot in another strip.