Funniest Noah’s ark-related cartoons I’ve ever seen: Two unicorns standing in the rain watch the ark sail away, and one says, “Oh, crud—was that today?” The other one: it’s starting to rain, animals are filing onto the ark two by two, and two unicorns are holding a sign NEED TICKETS.
pschearer Premium Member 4 days ago
Commandment XI: Thou shalt not argue with an omniscient being.
Digital Frog 4 days ago
At least it wasn’t 16 chickens and a tambourine.
sbenton7684 4 days ago
I think that’s Noah’s cousin… Notnoah…
PoodleGroomer 4 days ago
Planning ahead for a Noah’s Nuggets franchise.
Econ01 4 days ago
They look like ancestors of the chicken in Moana.
P51Strega 4 days ago
It should be little grey perching birds: “I thought you said 300 cute titts”.
purepaul Premium Member 4 days ago
On the plus side, they are sure of an egg supply. Assuming there isn’t a KFC franchise on board.
bloodykate 4 days ago
This is hilarious! And I love those chickens : D
Chalres 4 days ago
He could start with two rabbits and have 30,000 when he landed.
And yes, I know it’s one pair of each unclean animal, and seven pair of each clean animal.
AZCoyote 4 days ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Bex Premium Member 4 days ago
Gotta feed the carnivores something.
hooglah 4 days ago
You have to have something to eat on the trip.
zenyattafan 4 days ago
Funniest Noah’s ark-related cartoons I’ve ever seen: Two unicorns standing in the rain watch the ark sail away, and one says, “Oh, crud—was that today?” The other one: it’s starting to rain, animals are filing onto the ark two by two, and two unicorns are holding a sign NEED TICKETS.
Impkins Premium Member 3 days ago
What’s he gonna do with that mallet? Play thump the chickens? :)
bilbrlsn 3 days ago
7 pairs of birds, 7 pairs of clean (kosher edible) animals, and 1 pair of unclean animals.
There are more than 1,600 recognized chicken breeds worldwide so at least 22,400.