There are lots of wild turkeys around my house. My understanding is they actually don’t taste very good. Or maybe, they don’t taste like the farm grown turkeys you buy. I’ll stick with those.
Where I live, turkeys will hang around in the streets. I finally learned that if I go slowly, they will move, slowly. I like watching them in my backyard. So far, I haven’t had any threats from them. I will keep that in mind. I have no intentions of trying to befriend a wild turkey, but my dog just might. She thinks every living thing is her friend. I try to avoid problems, so I am always attached to her outside by a leash.
I think this year I’ll have a vegan Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey we’ll just carve a huge…hmm—I know! Watermelon! Luckily, I happen to have spotted one in the field and have my rifle trained on it. Steady, steady…
STEPUP 2 days ago
That’s not going to help you!!!
JRobinson Premium Member 2 days ago
Seems appropriate. Ever hunted turkey? If the Bird Kingdom had an army, turkeys would be Delta. They’re unbelievable!
Steverino Premium Member 1 day ago
DUCK!
uniquename 1 day ago
There are lots of wild turkeys around my house. My understanding is they actually don’t taste very good. Or maybe, they don’t taste like the farm grown turkeys you buy. I’ll stick with those.
uniquename 1 day ago
If you shoot at a turkey, don’t miss. They can be pretty nasty when they’re riled.
walt1968pat Premium Member 1 day ago
Tis the season.
Slowly, he turned... 1 day ago
Incoming!
Zebrastripes 1 day ago
He’s not taking any chances this year! He’ll be darned if He’ll get caught this year!
Moonkey Premium Member 1 day ago
Where I live, turkeys will hang around in the streets. I finally learned that if I go slowly, they will move, slowly. I like watching them in my backyard. So far, I haven’t had any threats from them. I will keep that in mind. I have no intentions of trying to befriend a wild turkey, but my dog just might. She thinks every living thing is her friend. I try to avoid problems, so I am always attached to her outside by a leash.
heathcliff2 1 day ago
Good camo on the helmet. Where is the remainder of the camouflage?
eb110americana 1 day ago
I think this year I’ll have a vegan Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey we’ll just carve a huge…hmm—I know! Watermelon! Luckily, I happen to have spotted one in the field and have my rifle trained on it. Steady, steady…
jpozenel 1 day ago
He sees the holidays approaching.