Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 22, 2024

So where do you go to buy a machine-made burger?

I stopped buying anything horse made long ago. When is the last time they washed their hooves?

Where are you Guest Speaking, Horace?

…and stock up on Purell.

Nah. Stop sucking the fingers of guys coming out of the bathroom. We’ve seen you do that. Stop now. You’ll be fine.

But what about Hoof Made?

Horace is complaining about people again… but it is OK for horses to sleep in thier stalls…!

Does that mean homemade as well?

Amen, Horse!