Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 23, 2024

I need help on this one. Are they planning to throw darts at his head to cure colitis? And what’s that little bottle on the table, medicine?

I’m reminded of the mistaken lyric “The girl with colitis goes by.”

Be sure to see today’s “Herman”.

And if you make him scream you have to do a shot.

Being a target gives you colitis. That and a letter from the IRS.

They could at least draw a bullseye on the guy

Another Harvey Wallbanger, please.

My brother-n-law owns a pub in Waterford City, Ireland. Every now and then they have a darts tournament. I was visiting during one of these contests. He asked me if I would like to participate.

I declined by saying, “When I flew airplanes for the Air Force, my claim to fame was being able to get all my bombs and rockets withing 10 meters of the target. I can make the same claim about throwing darts.”

He replied, “You’ll fit right in.”

So many things wrong with this picture it must be funny.

“Common. That dart just relieved his sciatica, that’s got to be worth 10 points at least!”

Second acupuncture one I’ve seen, today. Do they do theme days?

5 points if you get it in the crack.

“And no chi-ting!!”

Okay, this is going to sting.

I don’t think I’d want to volunteer for that treatment.

How will they know when it is cured and who cured it?