Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2024

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    ʲᔆ  2 months ago

    and next⠄⠄⠄he’ll ‘fertilize’ your lawn

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Bow… Wow!

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    wrappers add fiber to his diet

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Authentic? He’s eating with his front legs.

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    He a waredoggie eh.

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Ain’t nobody goes as Ninja Sloth except for Ninja Sloth.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    You dog, you.

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 months ago

    Next time unwrap them first!

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 months ago

    he’s really a dog, dressed up as a boy, dressed up like a dog

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    He’s no bark and all bite.

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    ChazNCenTex  about 2 months ago

    Those screams will be epic.

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    zxcar1  about 2 months ago

    Has a raccoon come in through the cat door once years ago and ate almost half of the post Halloween candy…it left the wrappers. We, now, feed them and the opossums a daily dish of dry dog food, so that they’ll stay outside.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    That’s where all the vitamins are.

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    Solarbear Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My first dog got into my purse, pulled out a roll of Ricola cough drops, unwrapped them, and ate them. I found the wrappers on the floor (along with some Sudafed, which fortunately she’d just licked the coating off — it took a minute to realize what the little white things were).

    I learned to never leave my purse on the floor, or anywhere she could get into it!

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I also had a different dog who ate an entire bag of Halloween candies, including the wrappers. When I realized my child had hidden them in her closet and left the door open, I checked out the dog. She was “fat” and her sides and belly were too warm. That was a long night at the vet. It was also my birthday, which comes before Halloween, and my child had bought the bag as a present.

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