Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 25, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 4 hours ago

    Just read a story related by a store security officer who caught a woman stealing a bunch of bananas. When confronted she refused to open her purse so the officer got one hand on each side and slapped them together, then walked off saying to enjoy your banana pudding……

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    Faustus Mitternacht  about 4 hours ago

    Come, mister tally man, tally me bananaDaylight come and me wan’ go homeCome, mister tally man, tally me bananaDaylight come and me wan’ go home

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    Ida No  about 2 hours ago

    Spud: “I could go for a bowl of oatmeal, as a bowl of oatmeal!”

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    conuly  22 minutes ago

    It rained the Halloween I was four. Our father stood at the kitchen door and pretended to be various different people, giving us the candy he would otherwise have given to trick or treaters.

    Strange, but that’s my absolute favorite Halloween memory.

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