The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 25, 2024

He had a recliner and a TV.

Apparently not. Now, let a police handwriting expert help ID the culprit.

“If I did, I wouldn’t tell you.”

I could’ve told you that and spared you the trouble of trashing my house.

Ouch! At least they didn’t leave you ay money.

Apparently, even Leroy’s liquor was too cheap.

Yes. It was hidden under the soap….(and our two feet facing…)

looks almost like someone had a bad case of the zoomies while they were out

Might just be a good time to clean house

The mess means No.

At least their homeowners insurance can replace their stolen crap with new furniture and a new recliner for Leroy

A friend of mine was broken into twice, the officer who did the report said the thieves were looking for guns (she did not have any) and they were from another state. Both happened back before video cameras for homes were around.

At least they didn’t steal your house.

At least they didn’t steal your house

And this is why you can’t have nice things.

Would that note get them a discount on thier homeowner’s policy?

thieves would probably leave us stuff in pity… ☺

He didn’t want Loretta, hmm?