Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2024

I’m sittin’ on the dock of the bay. Watching the tide roll away. I’m just sittin’ on the dock of the bay. Wastin’ time

1st time I heard that was my 1st week in the Army (scared to death) but I wanted to be there. Next came “Raindrops Keep Pouring on My Head” in VN…seemed to rain everyday where I was. still love the song

Ooh, now I have to waste my time listening to Otis Redding’s “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” (otherwise known as the whistle song) again.

How awful.

That’s great whistling at the end, though.

I see two bagels on the dock. What does that have to with Doctor Scholl’s shoe inserts? With that puckered center maybe they are two sphincter muscles sitting on the dock. Maybe they need a Doctor Scholl’s suppository? I’m lost….

Birds that fly over the bay are known as “bay gulls” :-}

Sittin on the dock of the bay….yes!

“Sitting on the dock of the bay-gel, watching the tide roll away-gel, sitting on the dock of the bay-gel, wasting time.”

The moor, the merrier.

But those don’t look like bagels; bagels have holes

What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plane bagel.