Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for October 23, 2024

flush first, and you can have all three

Now THAT’S class, Grimmy! Oh of course, the obligatory poodle for the female dog (how “original”).

Freshly flushed, or let it sit?

It’s duck season here. Poodles were used as duck retrievers. The big poodles.

Do you have any sparkling toilet water on tap?

In a place like that, it’s called eau de loo.

Knew that was coming without looking at the last panel. Afterall, we’re dealing with Grimmy here.

Eau de toilette, garcon. s’il vous plaît.

I always thought it was odd that Eau de Toilette and toilet water could be two different things.

Freshly flushed with a lime wedge on the rim.

On tap using a bidet.

On the rocks

Appears to be a classy place, Grimm. He may take “toilet water” to mean perfume!

The perils of waiting tables at a dog restaurant. I don’t want to know what a good tip would be.