Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 24, 2024

I’d like some of that in my stocking.

There’s no pharmacy on the planet that has enough stock on hand for my prescription…

Santa with Satanic impulses?

We need a weed strain with that name.

Can I get those?!

I need some of those pills.

is that over the counter?

Some of us need a very large bottle of those.

I need that stuff on drip for the next four years!

From the makers of Chillaxium, the original Chill Pill™!

I’d be gobbling them up like M & M’s!!!!!!!!! :)

Of course, the major side effect is a hangover grouch that lasts through New Year’s Day.

Roger might addicted to JOLLY bad additives .

I like that it’s called jollybutoLOL.

A bit more elegant than drinking yourself into a stupor until the relatives leave.