Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 07, 2024

And don’t stand too close.

I miss oranges. Who has time for lemons.

“When life gives you poop, make poop juice.” -Max Cannon

I used to think Bush and Cheney were awful but MAGA pushed the needle far past the dial

Grab a bag of marshmallows!

How about calling 911 and leaving?

“When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver.”

Reba McEntire

I make lemon pot pie just to mix things up. :)

Wish for a shooter with a better aim.