Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 26, 2024

I can’t understand you, Jack. The worthless bum owes you a mint of money, yet you have a pint ready for him as soon as he walks in! What gives??

Oh, I would pay to have seen that!

Solution: Simple … serve customers without beards only. Done!

There was a young fellow named Gandi

Who went into the bar for a shandy

He wiped off the froth

With his great loin cloth

And the bartender said “Blimey! That’s handy.”

-S. Milligan

Beer left over from the drain pan