Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 26, 2024

LOL!

To quote Robin Williams, “If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.”

I know the feeling.

Drunk!

BOO-ze!

OK Jack, we’re gonna ask you sproing in a straight line and sing “Pop Goes the Weasel” backwards.

This notheeng. You should sees Johnny trying to walks.

Spring ahead, fall back.

Having Jack Daniels-in-a-Box was similar to like Schrödinger Cat – you wouldn’t really know for sure what Jack’s condition was. Until the box was opened (until Jack popped out), Jack was both “Sober and Drunk”.

To complete the cartoon just imagine a pile of puke beside Jack’s head.

Is that Jack or Pandora???

I like this one!

Jack fell down

And broke his crown

LMFAO!

He’s just a chip off his dear Old Grand-Dad

Glad it wasn’t Jack sh!t in a box… that could have been messy.

The clown need a mullet.

Drinking Jack is whiskey business.

When Wine In A Box isn’t enough.

He tried to go cold turkey but went wild instead…..

I think the adults would like that better than the kids.

Too many Jack and too few Daniels.

I’ve heard of box wine, but not box whiskey.

My favorite kind!

Fix one for me, make it a double! ;-)

Jame’son is Irish.

I remember Everclear… nowadays I drink wine mostly and an occasional cocktail, I do have il Granaio liqueur, a gift from my sis in the freezer for sipping on special occasions. perfect for the coming holidays.

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