The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 26, 2024

If something is too good to be true, there has to be a reason for it.

Ooh, that Festered Veeble!

That’ll happen every time the Chief offers you his seats

Watched the series tonight, what an upset! I haven’t picked a team but the 10th inning sorta makes me lean toward the Dodgers

The same road the chicken crossed?

Better than Duolingo… OK… What’s on the road… in English ?

Back in the 80s, we got to see several Braves games using tickets from my granddad, presumably season tickets from his law firm. Pretty sure I saw them play the Reds with Pete Rose one time.

Road Trip!

Doesn’t it just figure? Anything to make a miserable “generous” offer. Baaaah Humbug!

Well, at least there’ll be fewer rowdy fans! And, the boss’s posh seats include free drinks and food!

“And it’s being played in London…”

Typical – management by insult & hassle.

Go to Facebook I am told and sell those two seats for the game Brutus. Make some ready cash. Un Huh. Out Smart the shark.

okay… what does that mean? they’re gonna be playing outside of there house and those tickets weren’t necessary… :\

If it’s a great game, contact one of those ticket sellers online and sell them. Or at least try. If it’s. A really great game, you might just get enough for that big screen TVYou want…..

Just say thanks, but no thanks, Brutus.

Should be able to get a good parking space! I’m just imagining Rancid suppressing a riotous laugh as Brutus gushed his thanks after the offer of the “tickets.”

the best seats are in the living room in front of the tv…!

You might have known, when the chief is being generous, he’s not.

And I doubt Gladys is gonna let you and Ted go all the way to Las Vegas.

Wait Uncle Ted, the Browns are at home against the Ravens! You’re in!!

Start packing for a road trip!

If it’s with The Lions,Bengals,Steelers or Colts,it’s doable but the cost of gas might be more than the tickets.