Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2024

Another tragic Stockholm Syndrome victim

We won’t know if he’s a truly successful rescue until you give him back his shoes.

He’s still planning his escape. Patience, patience…

Still chases cars once in a while.

I presume he’s starting to lose his memory and was actually out looking for his lovely young wife…

Mind you, patience and a good regular diet could also help being regular!

I bet she makes him walk the dog.

After 52 years of marriage I still am working on a plan to run away, if I had know it was going to last this long I would have said “maybe”…

Who’s a good boy?

I remember this one from last time around; still very funny.

Come on Wiley! Nobody reads the paper anymore. Even the Washington Post is losing subscribers hand over fist!

Mother always knows best .. so long as he’s agreeable.

“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they don’t return, they never were.”

A Man and His Dog: An old ‘Them Two’ Movement.

Feed Me. FEED ME!

I remember the movie “Misery”

Saw it coming, but a fine twist on a classic comic trope!

Tell me again what that white thing he is holding in his hands…looks >

This cartoon has the same structure as an old Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it. Five hundred people died. Then the grenade went off.

:-)

Wonder if she gives him tummy rubs?

He settled down after getting neutered. The dog has an appointment for one next week.

Many years ago I adopted a stray GSD, he wasn’t neutered so he’d put his nose up in the air and next thing I know he’d jump my 6 foot fence with a running start. Some female out there in heat. To the vet he went the 3rd time he went awol.

Unfulfilled idea I had for a Rodgers & Hammerstein concert my community choir did – sing “A Fellow Needs a Girl” from Allegro, about a man needing a sympathetic, loving companion to listen to him after a hard day, with my wife and one of our dogs sitting on a bench, then on the last line, “My kind of girl is you,” pick up the dog.

Is either one of them housebroken?

Now he’s too fat to run away

More dumb stereotypes about women and men, gee what could go wrong??? Vote yet? ;-)

He’s waiting until it’s safe to go back to McDonalds before he runs away again.

That’s one of my favorite joke templates in action.

Will they runaway together?

Rearing a feral husband is no easy chore.