Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 23, 2024

“AEW” ? All-Elite Wrestling ? I don’t think they say “YEET”.

Vince Lombardi, he must have read the book

Yes Sensei.

“Be Professional!” Aren’t these HS kids?

Luke: Did I ever mention I held the AEW championship belt for a year? Retired undefeated

Going Tobe hard for Gil to make a return to teaching and coaching, considering how well the team is responding to Lovable Luke’s motivational tactics. The Gilfather is a genius, mentoring BHHLHM so our former hero can enjoy time with Beth and some old fashions.

Win one for the Gilfather.

It looks like Luke has been really chowing down lately.

Obviously doesn’t watch wrestling ‘Yeet’ is Jey Uso from WWE, not AEW

P 3: after listening to Gil’s “welcome failure“ bullsh!t, they’re looking at each other because they think Luke is nuts.

What does Luke remind me of in P3? Oh, I know! But you’ll have to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp to find out.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/10/23/tough-to-tackle/

P3: Enough with the bedroom eyes. Ew.

so did they play the last 315 minute of the game ? yeet

somone put some exlax in lukes burritos hes getting big

ok hombres lets go to the all you can eat buffert gil gave me the corparate credit card YEET

P3- “Uh, coach? We did win, the games over.”

So according to yesterday’s entry in this train wreck, a touchdown would have clinched they win for Thayer with 3:15 on the clock. Assuming they made the extra point (or even a two-point conversion), Milford still had plenty of time (even without timeouts) to score a touchdown.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of “clinch.”

On three: One, two, three “Yeet!”

P 2 (all): “…YES COACH FAT BOY!…”

I’m just glad jersey numbers are back.

The kickers must love this place with a foul pole on each corner of the end zone instead of a goal post. Or is Luke the goal post?