Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 15, 2024

A guy’s got to have a little snack during a meeting…..

Ya got a point there somewhere, Roz?

When the meeting is on zoom , he won´t have to share.

Will one dozen be enough?

ok, make it a baker’s dozen

Another strip that woldn’t have been understood five years ago.

From all that sugar he’ll be getting the zoomies…

What do you call an argument on ZOOM?

A screen fight.

Why don’t secrets work on Zoom?

Because they always get leaked in the breakout rooms!

That should just about make it through the meeting.

What do you call a Zoom meeting with cats?

A purr-fect conference!

Why was the computer cold during the Zoom call?

It left its Windows open!

Why don’t Zoom meetings start on time?

Everyone’s always stuck in the waiting room!

What’s the best way to avoid Zoom fatigue?

Keep your spirits up and your camera off!

What’s a computer’s favorite snack during Zoom meetings?

Microchips!

A dozen donuts? He’ll have those scarfed down before everyone is done introducing their cats.

younger and healthier that would be the perfect breakfast

I hadn’t thought of this… Zoom meetings just got more fun.

Don’t be amazed, Roz. That do Dilbert and Dagwood, too.

On Zoom, the other meeting-goers can’t snitch Cosmo’s donuts.

During the pandemic I was lucky enough to be able to do useful work at home and go to the office only once every 2 weeks. But the daily zoom meetings were terrible wastes of time.

…and while you’re at it, throw in a dozen bear claws!

… and a fill of my 64 oz Yeti with coffee.