Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
Yakety Sax 1 day ago
Lost weight, too!
j_m_kuehl 1 day ago
You’re a gutless wonder
Knightman Premium Member 1 day ago
Hallow too!!!
Slowly, he turned... 1 day ago
I have that empty feeling inside.
mokspr Premium Member 1 day ago
Larry is just a shell of his former self.
ChessPirate 1 day ago
Holloween…
FassEddie 1 day ago
We usta call that a s#it-eating grin.
oish about 23 hours ago
Flesh Gourd-out – it’s what happens when Ming the Merciful finally wins
PoodleGroomer about 22 hours ago
The sign said “Free Piercings”.
Howard'sMyHero about 21 hours ago
Larry continued: “All I said, in my Australian accent, was
‘That’s not a knife’ “ …!
oakie817 about 18 hours ago
Spicy
dbrucepm about 17 hours ago
Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
One of many of my dad’s jokes