Strange Brew by John Deering for November 02, 2024

"Nap"pist monk.

Try “rebooting” it from its ….. “sleep!!!”

;-)

The original texts said monks had to ‘celebrate’ not ‘celibate’…

Okay, okay! Toner down your voice.

Pour some coffee in it.

The copier is a south paw!

Unplug and plug back in.

I guess this is where the practice of hitting or kicking to fix something got started.

Laughed out load at this one!

It’s a Brother copier.

The doctor should pre”scribe” him something.

Explains why we have so many weird spellings and silent letters in the English language. Just errors that they took as gospel, and too lazy to correct.

Trapiste!!!

That’s why there were thousands of them.

Give him more candles to illuminate his work.

The original texts also said “castration”, not circumcision.