Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 30, 2024

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You can telephone. You can telegraph. But you can’t teller woman.

     •  Reply
  2. 654px red eyed tree frog   litoria chloris edit1
    Superfrog  about 2 months ago

    Leave him a loan.

     •  Reply
  3. Spy vs spy
    noktar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    TellerBank

     •  Reply
  4. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Not they has AFTM these days? Automated Fortune Teller Machine.

     •  Reply
  5. Jtglong bright
    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    She has advice he can bank on.

     •  Reply
  6. 461
    HOTLOTUS1  about 2 months ago

    she ought to dress as a ballpoint pen so she can be pen & teller

     •  Reply
  7. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    Wells Fargo is trying to offer new services to deal with their bad publicity.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    geese28  about 2 months ago

    What about stock options?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Rubes