Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for October 31, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 9 hours ago

    Being Friendly With A Customer? A Fat Lot Of Good That Did!

    I work in a busy and boisterous restaurant. Us waitstaff are known for our outgoing demeanor and friendly banter. We’re also known for our big portions. I bring a large platter of food to a table where one of the customers exclaims:

    Customer: “Wow, that’s a lot!”

    Me: Encouragingly. “You can do it!”

    I give them a thumbs-up as I walk away.

    Customer: “…can I speak to the manager?”

    My manager comes over and they proceed to tell them what I said.

    Customer: “No one has ever made me feel so fat.”

    When my manager refused to punish me for my “remarks”, she had her husband write a bad Yelp review on her behalf.

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    Skeptical Meg  18 minutes ago

    Those who can, do. Those who can’t teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym. (Woody Allen)

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    Skeptical Meg  17 minutes ago

    Those who can, do. Those who can’t teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym. (Woody Allen)

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