Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 22, 2024

Sounds like a good story, though.

Surely egg her on, after all the devil is in the details

Surely egg-launching octogenarian hasn’t hatched devilish plan to crack problem of broody drivers?

A shoulder mounted potato gun !

I rode big Shirley once it’s something I’ll never forget.

♪♫ “It’s the little old lady that rides Big Shirley. Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, go!” ♪♫

Dill’s brothers would be all over that idea.

All Dill’s brothers are scary!

Why does Big Shirley look like a pig?

BUNNY!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3! Hello Polyfill. :)

According to Spenser’s sort-of epic poem The Faerie Queene, Big Shirley was captured by Sir Calepine back in King Arthur’s day, but once she managed to escape she could never subdued again:

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Oh, I want to be that granny, riding my big dog and shooting idiot drivers with deviled eggs! My hero!

I thought she’d use a mortar instead of a bazooka.

I’m pretty sure that big Shirley is actually a hog.

Haha! Go granny, go! The cryptid people would have field day with this one.