F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 07, 2024

It’s an internet thing, you agree just to get where you want to go. You agree to cookies….yum……cookies!

You can always just stop using me if you prefer.

Yes you did. Your thumb is on the OK button I drew on the paper.

Is that Sheldon?

Sheldon Cooper, I thought that, too.

Then the friendship is off???

The guy must work for Microsoft.

Sure you did; it was in the original contract. “Pudgy guy, and pudgy guy alone, may make changes to the contract at any time. No notice is required. Also, all arguments about the contract shall be settled by a board chosen by Pudgy”.

Sound familiar?

Watch out, he’ll have you sign up for his subscription service next.

Sure you did, when you took the paper.

There is a reason my circle of friends is very small, no terms and conditions, no NDAs, PIAs nor CAs either.

Always read the fine print. That’s how I sold my soul to a higher bidder.

Scroll down and read the hyperlinks, too.