Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  3 days ago

    Ew, U2.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 days ago

    I just had to have Google play both. Haven’t heard them in a long time

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    No6  3 days ago

    I was in this same shop only last week. I explained l was looking for Green Door and the guy told me l wanted the next shop along.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 days ago

    The dude works in mysterious ways.

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    Darryl Heine  2 days ago

    How about this? "Do you have the 3rd. single from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” album?" “Beat It!” “But I can’t leave until I find out you have the single!”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 days ago

    He doesn’t work for free, but he is pro-Bono.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 days ago

    Should never be played over the sound system in a retail setting.

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    SofaKing Premium Member 2 days ago

    “The record store said they specialize in hard to find records. Nothing was alphabetized.” The late, great Mitch Hedberg.

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    holdenrex  2 days ago

    “The U2 singles are filed next to the Yes albums to keep them Close to the Edge”

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    Smeagol  2 days ago

    I remember when they were first aired on the radio, now they’re in the oldies station and as I sing and play guitar they fall in the “standard songs” category everyone should know how to sing like any song by the Beatles.

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    norphos  2 days ago

    Love it!

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    oakie9531  2 days ago

    saw them live…and the Corrs opened for them

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    coffeeturtle  about 4 hours ago

    This joke would have been funnier a number of decades ago.

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