Close to Home by John McPherson for November 07, 2024

And when the creditors start knocking … she can just skate …

Hey it’s the way old lady rolls

“TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET”

“COUPLES ONLY IS OVER… FREE SKATE!!!”

If Melanie wrote Mother Goose: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe … and, she roller-skates, don’t drive no car

Now they’re just skating through life together.

If she has teenage boys will it smell as though it has been worn for a long time?

It look as though the colorist messed up Bleeb again.

The old lady must still be burning coal in her furnace. The greenies will be all over her!

Yep, just more skater trash.

Clear Bleeb again?

Is bleeb green

She got a lot of sole! She keeps on rollin rollin rollin

If the wheels don’t work, they call for a toe truck.

Needs some chocks.

Look out Bleeb, they gotta use the tree, no indoor plumbing.

Home home on the range, where the little dears and the Aunties play.

She talks about “sense”, while all the time living in a SHOE.

No brakes. Hello NHTSA? I want to report…

Send the kids out to play, and be gone when come home.

Well, she’s no cheapskate.

Just think, if it’s like so many mobile homes in the South or Mid West, when the tornado comes the wind will just push it to the edge of the debris field instead of destroying it. Not the worst idea….

Probably a rental that smells like spray-can deodorizer inside.

Where’s the brakes

Who’s got the brand-new key?

A man’s skate would be a much larger home.