The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 16, 2024

“That’s what YOU’RE here for, wench!”

We’ll get called on the carpet about it.

The half-time floor show was grim

Well, at least around the couch where he drops crumbs from his gametime snacks!

It’ll be clean as soon as you put the vacuum away.

Earn your keep, Wench

Then he’ll go to do it and the first thing that she’ll say is: “Oh never mind I’ll do it!”

You’re the maid. You do it

Welcome to our bed and breakfast. You make both.

Don’t forget to give him a rag and furniture polish. My SIL has 5 dogs and she vacuums and mops the floors everyday, my brother is spoiled lol when something breaks though he’s at it right away, the cars and in the house except for plumbing, he calls a pro on that problem.

I have a Roomba exclusively for my den/man cave.

Not while the game is on, I’ll wait until you’re watching the Hallmark channel.

Happy to do my part to clean around the house. Not during the game though. I don’t think that I’d call my wife a wench either. That seems unnecessarily mean.

This is my door, walk out and close it.

The player is showboating. Must have scored.