La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 06, 2024

America is going crazy.

’Dear Ben,

We couldn’t keep it.

Al Gore contested the election results. It lasted weeks, didn’t it? That’s when all this election results doubting became a job for politicos.

I’ll never believe Trump won by this much. So many Red counties bullied all the Democrats off election boards that they just did whatever they wanted. Do you want a low paying job where people threaten you and your family with violence? Does no one remember Jan 6? Or Trump stealing top secret documents and hiding them in his bathroom? Ending the White House visitors logs? Or just what a despicable person he is?

Someone explain to me how Trump gained popularity with Latino men?

Many will regret voting for him but it will be too late. How many will die this term, I wonder.

Gaza is forked.

Ukraine is forked.

People of color are forked.

Women are forked.

LGBT+ people are forked.

WW3 could happen.

Mass deportation ruining families and crashing the economy.

But hey, at least putin, musk and maga morons are happy right?

Well that was a nice248 year run.

The inmates are now in charge of the asylum. Buckle up because it’s going to be a bumpy ride. I weep for our country, our children and grandchildren.

OK, GoComics, election’s over. Can we get comments back on the editorial toons now?

Well, one small mercy is that at least Harris is likely to concede gracefully. The downside is we’re definitely not going to see him prosecuted for his many federal crimes now. The national security implications are staggering. They dragged their feet far, far, far too long on those.

Ugh. We are all forked.

“Don’t mourn, organize.” —Joe Hill (1879-1915) American labor activist and songwriter, final message before being executed for murder

It wasn’t even that close (sigh).