Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2024

They’re very manipulative.

Well he just want more foods ya steenky hooman so just feeds him more. That ain’t no crime.

I’ve had many cats in my lifetime but I’ve never had one that is as hungry as the one I have now. He will eat anything, including an entire mouse! YUCK

Lie detectors aren’t even reliable on humans. Why expect them to work better on cats?

cats are good liars. :j

Try catnip.

The moment Sherwood spaniel crossed the threshold, the walk never happened…that’s how he’d get two walks out of his people at different times in the afternoon.

Cats are basically sociopaths, and if you don’t give a care then you can pass any number of lie detector tests.

Talk about “poker faces”… Don’t ever get into a staring contest with a cat. You’ll lose.

Beagles will try to lie about having been already fed. Beagles and labs, the pigs of the dog world.

Does he have his fingers crossed? :)

do a cat scan of its stomach

“ Ha, I’m just kitten. I already ate.”

Duh! Cats rule!